The most
unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up
a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What’s that, a
bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first; get it
out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when
you’re too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years
until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you
party, and you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a
kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go
back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating …and you finish
off as an orgasm.”
― George Carlin
― George Carlin
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